" snail mail "

 [ "snail mail" ]

1: Using the regular postal service as opposed to e-mail; suggesting that the service is as slow as a snail.

  * e.g.,  ... My uncle send it by snail mail. 

 [ "snail mail" ]

1: Etymology: Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert

  * e.g.,  ... Paranoid about "hackers" spying on him, my boss insists on sending all correspondence via snail mail, which means I can't use my spam filter to ignore him. 

 [ "snail mail" ]

2: (n) conventional mail in which a letter or package is physically delivered by a postal service, esp. when the object mailed could have been sent electronically via email/e-mail and arrived at the destination instantly

 [ "snail mail" ]

1: something strongbad does in his weekly routine.

  * e.g.,  ... I gotta snail mail in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt. 

 [ "Snail mail" ]

1: Tax funded delivery of trash to your apartment daily, except on Sundays and certain holidays, all year long.

  * e.g.,  ... My recycle bin is full of snail mail. 

 [ "Snail mail" ]

1: Snail mail is mail that is being sent from overseas bound for the United States

  * e.g.,  ... Snail mail is mail that is being sent from overseas bound for the United States. 

 [ "Snail mail" ]

1: Postal service used in 1800s-1930s era that usually took a few months to transport mail

  * e.g.,  ... Thanks! No more snail mail! 

 [ "snail mail facial" ]

1: When you ejaculate into a container and mail it to the recipient who then pours it on their face.

  * e.g.,  ... Gave that bitch a snail mail facial last week. 

 [ "Mail Snail" ]

1: A human being who copulates frequently and is a carrier of one or more Sexual Transmitted Diseases.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl 1: OMG, my vag is so itchy after having sex with Cam 

 [ "mail snail trail" ]

1: After having long vigerous sex with a girl from behind one's testicals at most times become coated with the womans juices, the man then pushes the girl flat onto the bed then drags his balls from her ass to the back of her neck leaving a slimy trail.

  * e.g.,  ... after pounding eustice's vag from behind now after several hours, larry realiseing that his nuts are drenched in her snatch slime he forced eustice flat on the bed and gave her a good ol " mail Snail Trail "